observing Good Friday right

How many of you have a CT scan (with contrast!  I gather that means I consume some sort of toxic substance on an empty stomach before the wanding) scheduled for the morning of Good Friday? 

That's what I thought. 

What better way, really, to start a day of fasting and abstinence? 

In the spirit of the liturgical symbolism of my gynecological adventures, I expect to hear on Easter Sunday that I no longer have any endometriomas (or other endometrial adhesions, although I know you're not supposed to be able to see those on a scan), and never will have any more, and can go off the Depo and get on with my life. 

Have a blessed Triduum, everyone, even if you decide to observe it in some candy-@$$ manner that doesn't involve contrast dye or a paper gown.